Poorly Behaved WhiskeyDisk™
Barrel-aged like fine whiskey. Behaves like your cousin at an open bar wedding. It looks classy. It’s not. Banned from two tasting rooms before it even left production.
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and pray it doesn’t start giving advice again.
Barrel-aged like fine whiskey. Behaves like your cousin at an open bar wedding. It looks classy. It’s not. Banned from two tasting rooms before it even left production.
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and pray it doesn’t start giving advice again.
Barrel-aged like fine whiskey. Behaves like your cousin at an open bar wedding. It looks classy. It’s not. Banned from two tasting rooms before it even left production.
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and pray it doesn’t start giving advice again.