


Bartender WhiskeyDisk™
This guy’s seen it all. Failed business pitches yelled over “Mr. Brightside.” A bridesmaid pointing to a Pinterest board saying, “make us drinks like this.” A guy explaining Fight Club to a girl who is clearly on a date with someone else. He’s had to explain what a Negroni is nine times tonight. With the soul of a vending machine and a dead smile, he’ll still backstroke through your bourbon like it’s the only therapy his insurance covers.
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and put away that punch card from Subway. That’s not your credit card.
This guy’s seen it all. Failed business pitches yelled over “Mr. Brightside.” A bridesmaid pointing to a Pinterest board saying, “make us drinks like this.” A guy explaining Fight Club to a girl who is clearly on a date with someone else. He’s had to explain what a Negroni is nine times tonight. With the soul of a vending machine and a dead smile, he’ll still backstroke through your bourbon like it’s the only therapy his insurance covers.
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and put away that punch card from Subway. That’s not your credit card.
This guy’s seen it all. Failed business pitches yelled over “Mr. Brightside.” A bridesmaid pointing to a Pinterest board saying, “make us drinks like this.” A guy explaining Fight Club to a girl who is clearly on a date with someone else. He’s had to explain what a Negroni is nine times tonight. With the soul of a vending machine and a dead smile, he’ll still backstroke through your bourbon like it’s the only therapy his insurance covers.
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and put away that punch card from Subway. That’s not your credit card.