Grizzley Bear WhiskeyDisk™
Colder than a Canadian campsite and way less apologetic. This guy won’t eat your organs while you’re still alive, but he may give your liver a little poke. Strong enough to flip a truck. Smart enough to open coolers. Dumb enough to think your whiskey is honey. Can legally be classified as “emotional support bear” if the judge likes you.
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, understand this bear got his bartending license from a tree stump.
Colder than a Canadian campsite and way less apologetic. This guy won’t eat your organs while you’re still alive, but he may give your liver a little poke. Strong enough to flip a truck. Smart enough to open coolers. Dumb enough to think your whiskey is honey. Can legally be classified as “emotional support bear” if the judge likes you.
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, understand this bear got his bartending license from a tree stump.
Colder than a Canadian campsite and way less apologetic. This guy won’t eat your organs while you’re still alive, but he may give your liver a little poke. Strong enough to flip a truck. Smart enough to open coolers. Dumb enough to think your whiskey is honey. Can legally be classified as “emotional support bear” if the judge likes you.
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, understand this bear got his bartending license from a tree stump.