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He’s got old school morals, new school trauma, and a jawline sculpted by the Great Depression. He won’t float like a butterfly. He’ll sink because he’s made of solid ceramic. He won’t sting either. He’ll actually make the hard stuff smoother. His footwork’s gone, but he’ll still drop your bourbon temp in seconds.
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and hide your trophies. He gets weird about that.
He’s got old school morals, new school trauma, and a jawline sculpted by the Great Depression. He won’t float like a butterfly. He’ll sink because he’s made of solid ceramic. He won’t sting either. He’ll actually make the hard stuff smoother. His footwork’s gone, but he’ll still drop your bourbon temp in seconds.
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and hide your trophies. He gets weird about that.