Round white ceramic WhiskeyDisk™ printed with a bold bald eagle illustration in front of an American flag, next to a glass of whiskey
Round white ceramic WhiskeyDisk™ printed with a bold bald eagle illustration in front of an American flag, next to a glass of whiskey

Bald Eagle WhiskeyDisk™

$15.99

This eagle doesn’t do raw salmon. It devours deep fried Declarations and nests above lakes of light beer. Your bourbon isn’t just optimally chilled, it’s now legally a small business owner with strong opinions about lawn care. He’s not angry, he’s just giving side eye in the general direction of Europe.

Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.

Just freeze, pour, and accept that your bourbon now has a YouTube channel about grilling brisket.

This eagle doesn’t do raw salmon. It devours deep fried Declarations and nests above lakes of light beer. Your bourbon isn’t just optimally chilled, it’s now legally a small business owner with strong opinions about lawn care. He’s not angry, he’s just giving side eye in the general direction of Europe.

Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.

Just freeze, pour, and accept that your bourbon now has a YouTube channel about grilling brisket.