Bald Eagle WhiskeyDisk™
This eagle doesn’t do raw salmon. It devours deep-fried Declarations and nests above lakes of light beer. Your bourbon isn’t just optimally chilled—it’s now legally a small business owner with strong opinions about lawn care. This symbol of freedom isn’t angry. This is him smiling… and maybe giving side-eye in the general direction of Europe.
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and accept that your bourbon now has a YouTube channel about grilling brisket and owns more leaf blowers than you do.
This eagle doesn’t do raw salmon. It devours deep-fried Declarations and nests above lakes of light beer. Your bourbon isn’t just optimally chilled—it’s now legally a small business owner with strong opinions about lawn care. This symbol of freedom isn’t angry. This is him smiling… and maybe giving side-eye in the general direction of Europe.
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and accept that your bourbon now has a YouTube channel about grilling brisket and owns more leaf blowers than you do.
This eagle doesn’t do raw salmon. It devours deep-fried Declarations and nests above lakes of light beer. Your bourbon isn’t just optimally chilled—it’s now legally a small business owner with strong opinions about lawn care. This symbol of freedom isn’t angry. This is him smiling… and maybe giving side-eye in the general direction of Europe.
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and accept that your bourbon now has a YouTube channel about grilling brisket and owns more leaf blowers than you do.