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We’re 60 feet tall and blasted into the side of a mountain with dynamite. You’re gently etched into the short term memory of a bartender for crying into your Glencairn while explaining that your leather satchel “carries emotional weight.” You’re like a walking Gettysburg Address… confusing and nobody’s listening. The only legacy you’re leaving behind is a therapist’s notebook labeled “Case Study: Rushmore-Sized Denial.”
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and start drafting your Declaration of Dependence.
We’re 60 feet tall and blasted into the side of a mountain with dynamite. You’re gently etched into the short term memory of a bartender for crying into your Glencairn while explaining that your leather satchel “carries emotional weight.” You’re like a walking Gettysburg Address… confusing and nobody’s listening. The only legacy you’re leaving behind is a therapist’s notebook labeled “Case Study: Rushmore-Sized Denial.”
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and start drafting your Declaration of Dependence.