Uncle Sam WhiskeyDisk™
Pays taxes in fireworks, pocket brisket, and spite. Too loud to enter Canada. Once chugged a can of diesel and slapped Ben Franklin so hard it knocked the skullet off his dome. Been known to show up uninvited to barbeques on a four-wheeler shouting, “NO TAXATION WITHOUT REFRIGERATION!”
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and accept that your whiskey now has VA benefits and refuses to be measured in mL.
Pays taxes in fireworks, pocket brisket, and spite. Too loud to enter Canada. Once chugged a can of diesel and slapped Ben Franklin so hard it knocked the skullet off his dome. Been known to show up uninvited to barbeques on a four-wheeler shouting, “NO TAXATION WITHOUT REFRIGERATION!”
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and accept that your whiskey now has VA benefits and refuses to be measured in mL.
Pays taxes in fireworks, pocket brisket, and spite. Too loud to enter Canada. Once chugged a can of diesel and slapped Ben Franklin so hard it knocked the skullet off his dome. Been known to show up uninvited to barbeques on a four-wheeler shouting, “NO TAXATION WITHOUT REFRIGERATION!”
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and accept that your whiskey now has VA benefits and refuses to be measured in mL.