Whiskey Helps WhiskeyDisk™
This little guy quietly agrees with whatever nonsense you're trying to justify. Dead inside enough to relate to you personally. It just cannonballs into your glass and whispers, “Not our problem anymore.” Whatever whiskey helps you do, this whiskey stone provides the perfect amount of chill without dilution. Pairs well with nothing going right. You tried, and that was cute.
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and calmly sip while your brain opens 37 tabs, none of which are hope.
This little guy quietly agrees with whatever nonsense you're trying to justify. Dead inside enough to relate to you personally. It just cannonballs into your glass and whispers, “Not our problem anymore.” Whatever whiskey helps you do, this whiskey stone provides the perfect amount of chill without dilution. Pairs well with nothing going right. You tried, and that was cute.
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and calmly sip while your brain opens 37 tabs, none of which are hope.
This little guy quietly agrees with whatever nonsense you're trying to justify. Dead inside enough to relate to you personally. It just cannonballs into your glass and whispers, “Not our problem anymore.” Whatever whiskey helps you do, this whiskey stone provides the perfect amount of chill without dilution. Pairs well with nothing going right. You tried, and that was cute.
Crafted from ultra-dense advanced ceramic designed for maximum thermal retention—keeping your drink colder, for longer, without dilution. Tougher than steel in compression and wear resistance, food-safe, endlessly reusable, and proudly made in the USA.
Just freeze, pour, and calmly sip while your brain opens 37 tabs, none of which are hope.